Can I show you guys something?
Aaaaaaaaaaaa! It's my first stockinette stitch! I have no words! As the subject of my post implies!
Don't worry, I'm unravelling all this (notice giant gaping holes in cast-on and v's that look as though they were partying like it was 1999.) But I did it!
I was tempted to do a TTMT with just this in it. But, considering the skill-level of my fellow TTMTers, that would be like waving a stick figure in Rembrandt's face.
Massive thanks to my ubertalented flist, who inspired me to try this in the first place.