As if the other day wasn't fun enough....
Last night my cousins and I were in the sun room and Jared and I started to wrestle. What made it funnier, I was talking to Okashii on the phone! He said he wanted to be here cause it sounded like fun. If he could drive... although the drive is always a pain in the ass. Did I tell you we got rear-ended? I think I did... *thinks* yeah... think I did. ANYWAYS!! I think it is time for:
ANOTHER RANDOM POST!! *raises arms for the expected applause but hears crikets* .................. okay. Y'all can't tell me you don't enjoy those! I want to put a smile on your faces! It makes me happy! *southern voice* Now y'all can't tell me to not try and put a wee little smile on my young 'uns faces! *normal voice and looks at Jordan as she seems to be coughing out a lung* ...... should I be worried?
Jordan: *pats chest* Nope! I'm okay!
Me: ........ alright
Jenna and Jordan: *laugh*
Me: *licks lip and gives a "shut it" look* y'all suck...
Jenna: Well thank you!!
I always let them read as I *stops and looks at arm to see a head hair tickling it* damn it... I'm shedding again. Hate that... ANYWAYS! I'm sure y'all don't really care about me shedding? *looks around with a raised eyebrow* Course not.
Jordan: Tell them you got hit in the head with a bear!
Me: *looks at her* That's normal....
Jordan: IT IS?!?!
Jenna: You okay?
Me: And people wonder how I get headaches so easily when they HIT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!
Jordan:.... okay.... that's weird
Me: You guys need to meet my friends.
Both: CAN WE?!?!
Me: *is now very worried* Maybe some of them...
Jordan: What about the rest?
Me: .... just cause. You're not ready for the rest of them.
Jordan: Who can we meet?
Me: ..... You know Heather, and Sarah.... sadly.
Jenna: Sadly?!
Me: yeah... sorry you had to meet her. ^_^ Let's see, Okashii. Not ready for Paco.... *shudders*. OH! You must meet Ari!! She's my sister!! ^_^ Then...
Jordan: Have we met Jason?
Me: *thinks* O_O No.... you haven't. wow... thought you have?
Jordan: nope...
Jenna: Don't think so
Me: oh..... whoops. Yeah you need to meet him. *_* *sweatdrop* Okay.. who else?
Jordan: How many friends do you have?
Me: too many... KIDDING! I love them all! Okay... there's.... do y'all remember Lauren?
Both: umm.. no.
Me: guess not... we've been friends from when I was born. I miss her. *goes into memory-land*
Jordan: hello?? *waves hand infront of face*
Me: RIGHT!
Jordan: Who called you asking if you were going to the mall?
Me: Stephen... you don't want to meet him.
Both: Why?
Me: He's changed. He used to be really sweet and has become a complete asshole.
Both: oh....
Me: Who else? Too... many... to... remember....
Jared: *walks in* Hey.... what are you doing?
All girls: Writing in the journal....
Jared: *blinks and raises eyebrow*
Me: We're adding you in... AGAINST YOUR WILL!! *insert evil laughter*
Jared: ..........
Jordan: *walks in with the bears* Have you written anymore?
Me: Oh no.... not the bears...no hitting in the head!
Jared: *babbles and no one listens*
Me: Love you Jared!!
Jared: *glares*
Me: *watches Jordan put on tacky socks*
Jordan: They're not TACKY!! They're cool!
Jenna: I'm not related to you...
Jordan: *sticks out tounge*
Jared: Very mature.... *bothers Jessi*
Me: DON'T WIPE YOUR NOSE ON ME!!! *freaks* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Cousins: *laughs*
Jared: *gives Jessi a shoulder massage* I love you Jessi!
Me: *thinks* ...... Love you too. What do you want?
Jenna: Suck up!!
Me: He's good at these... XD
Jared: $20
Me: My ass.
Jared: umm... no?
Me: exactly
Jordan and Jenna: *laugh*
Me: How long is this post gunna be?!
Jenna: Very...
So this is where I leave you to your imaginations. Nothing sick...
Jared: $20
Me:.... no.
Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?!
This is Okami signing off!
Jared: I could pinch your ass with these pliers.
Me: How about..... no?
END.... or is it? ^_~
ANOTHER RANDOM POST!! *raises arms for the expected applause but hears crikets* .................. okay. Y'all can't tell me you don't enjoy those! I want to put a smile on your faces! It makes me happy! *southern voice* Now y'all can't tell me to not try and put a wee little smile on my young 'uns faces! *normal voice and looks at Jordan as she seems to be coughing out a lung* ...... should I be worried?
Jordan: *pats chest* Nope! I'm okay!
Me: ........ alright
Jenna and Jordan: *laugh*
Me: *licks lip and gives a "shut it" look* y'all suck...
Jenna: Well thank you!!
I always let them read as I *stops and looks at arm to see a head hair tickling it* damn it... I'm shedding again. Hate that... ANYWAYS! I'm sure y'all don't really care about me shedding? *looks around with a raised eyebrow* Course not.
Jordan: Tell them you got hit in the head with a bear!
Me: *looks at her* That's normal....
Jordan: IT IS?!?!
Jenna: You okay?
Me: And people wonder how I get headaches so easily when they HIT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!
Jordan:.... okay.... that's weird
Me: You guys need to meet my friends.
Both: CAN WE?!?!
Me: *is now very worried* Maybe some of them...
Jordan: What about the rest?
Me: .... just cause. You're not ready for the rest of them.
Jordan: Who can we meet?
Me: ..... You know Heather, and Sarah.... sadly.
Jenna: Sadly?!
Me: yeah... sorry you had to meet her. ^_^ Let's see, Okashii. Not ready for Paco.... *shudders*. OH! You must meet Ari!! She's my sister!! ^_^ Then...
Jordan: Have we met Jason?
Me: *thinks* O_O No.... you haven't. wow... thought you have?
Jordan: nope...
Jenna: Don't think so
Me: oh..... whoops. Yeah you need to meet him. *_* *sweatdrop* Okay.. who else?
Jordan: How many friends do you have?
Me: too many... KIDDING! I love them all! Okay... there's.... do y'all remember Lauren?
Both: umm.. no.
Me: guess not... we've been friends from when I was born. I miss her. *goes into memory-land*
Jordan: hello?? *waves hand infront of face*
Me: RIGHT!
Jordan: Who called you asking if you were going to the mall?
Me: Stephen... you don't want to meet him.
Both: Why?
Me: He's changed. He used to be really sweet and has become a complete asshole.
Both: oh....
Me: Who else? Too... many... to... remember....
Jared: *walks in* Hey.... what are you doing?
All girls: Writing in the journal....
Jared: *blinks and raises eyebrow*
Me: We're adding you in... AGAINST YOUR WILL!! *insert evil laughter*
Jared: ..........
Jordan: *walks in with the bears* Have you written anymore?
Me: Oh no.... not the bears...no hitting in the head!
Jared: *babbles and no one listens*
Me: Love you Jared!!
Jared: *glares*
Me: *watches Jordan put on tacky socks*
Jordan: They're not TACKY!! They're cool!
Jenna: I'm not related to you...
Jordan: *sticks out tounge*
Jared: Very mature.... *bothers Jessi*
Me: DON'T WIPE YOUR NOSE ON ME!!! *freaks* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Cousins: *laughs*
Jared: *gives Jessi a shoulder massage* I love you Jessi!
Me: *thinks* ...... Love you too. What do you want?
Jenna: Suck up!!
Me: He's good at these... XD
Jared: $20
Me: My ass.
Jared: umm... no?
Me: exactly
Jordan and Jenna: *laugh*
Me: How long is this post gunna be?!
Jenna: Very...
So this is where I leave you to your imaginations. Nothing sick...
Jared: $20
Me:.... no.
Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?!
This is Okami signing off!
Jared: I could pinch your ass with these pliers.
Me: How about..... no?
END.... or is it? ^_~