annoying the family and grrrr
so to those that know me my dislike for my mom is pretty well known, if you didnt know, now you do. well anywy ive realised all the fun ways to piss her off and shall be undertaking a magical journey the next 7 days to annoy her to the point of insanity. it started today.heres what i did. first i went in her room and i explained i planned on smearing mayonaise upo her walls and throwing bread at her wall. This prompted her to bitch about wasting food or something, which seemed rather innapropriate considering the insanity of my exclamation. I then went to the kitchen to retrieve the mayo, bread, and a butter knife. when i entered her room again she looked at me in horror as i offered her a wall sandwich. as i scooped the mayo with the knife she started screaming so i realised the wall sandwich may result in my death. then an idea hit me! i looked at her and said "well how about this?" and proceeded to smear mayonaise all over my face and then try and give her a hug and a kiss which resulted in the desired effect, she lost it and started screaming, it was great. im still trying to decide on what to do tommorow. any suggestions would be appreciated. Oh, and my one and only nerd trick is no longer special. I learned a while back how to hack a coke machine. Here i was with this fun little knowledge thinking im special and then tech t.v's screen savers explained how to do it minus the stealing portion. oh well now everyone and there mom can know how to do it, meaning coke will probably change the password. Oh well, at least i still know how to make four dollar vodka into the same quality of hundred dollar vodka but, thats another story.