Intermission: Teh Ghey
I sometimes hate living where I live, and working where I work. At my place of business I'm the only out gay man. Hell, I'm the only Jew a few people have met at this place, so this is already a recipe for misinformation and stupid/insulting questions.
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked about who the "girl" is in my relationship. I then go, "Erm, what?? There is no 'girl'."
"Well you know what I mean."
"No. No I don't."
"Well is it you? I mean you're pretty effeminate."
Whoa whoa whoa. What???
Of course next comes the "how do you know if you've never tried" spiel. Yes, I've never had sex with a woman, and I answer that the desire's never popped in my head. But then come up the fun FOLLOWUPS like...
"Man, how could you give up PUSSY for a hairy man's ass???"
"So, wait, if you found a fat hairy chick to fuck up the butt that'd be pretty close, right??"
I get shit like this ALL THE TIME here. Between this and people here showing such gay empathy with sentences like, "Yeah, those lesbians have kids. God, they'll never know how things're SUPPOSED to work," is it any wonder why I loathe being here at times?
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked about who the "girl" is in my relationship. I then go, "Erm, what?? There is no 'girl'."
"Well you know what I mean."
"No. No I don't."
"Well is it you? I mean you're pretty effeminate."
Whoa whoa whoa. What???
Of course next comes the "how do you know if you've never tried" spiel. Yes, I've never had sex with a woman, and I answer that the desire's never popped in my head. But then come up the fun FOLLOWUPS like...
"Man, how could you give up PUSSY for a hairy man's ass???"
"So, wait, if you found a fat hairy chick to fuck up the butt that'd be pretty close, right??"
I get shit like this ALL THE TIME here. Between this and people here showing such gay empathy with sentences like, "Yeah, those lesbians have kids. God, they'll never know how things're SUPPOSED to work," is it any wonder why I loathe being here at times?