Who's Going To Tell Him?
Sigh...
Okay, so this come from TicTok via Reddit, but before I share this link, just know this is possibly the single most idiotic thing you will hear all day. Now that I've lowered your expectations a bit, take my warning and prepare to have your expectations lowered into the deep murky depths of the 9th circle of hell. Are you ready? Okay, brace yourself.
Abject stupidity on display.
Okay, now that I've lowered your IQ by at least 10 points let's take moment to breathe in slowly... Hold it for 5 seconds.... Now exhale slowly....
Okay, so... That was a lot. That was an awful lot of pure grade A stupidity in one very brief clip. So since I'm sure mist of you are shocked an appalled into silence I'll be the one to tell him.
First, he said that Abraham Lincoln was the 1st President. Okay, while this is stupid, I'll actually let this one slide, because on his TicTok profile it says he's Canadian. I have no expectation that they teach Canadian school children American history. I mean we don't teach American children any history other than American history until high school (and even then it's bare minimum bull shit, but that's a complaint for another day), so how could it be expected for children from another country to learn a history that's not their history. So Abraham Lincoln being the 1st president, I'll excuse. But the rest of it... Zoh-ma-Guad!!! What the actual fuck?!
"There's no video of Abraham Lincoln?!" Then has the nerve to add that there is no video of Joan of Arc. He straight faced says this and tried to tie it into some conspiracy theory, that the powers that be are some kind of way controlling the narrative and keeping you from seeing videos of historical figures.
Dude, there's no video of Joan of Arc and Abraham Lincoln because they were dead by the time motion pictures were invented. The earliest motion picture was created between the years of 1886 to 1888 a full 21 to 23 years AFTER Lincoln was assassinated and a full 455 to 457 years AFTER the death of Joan of Arc! Again, I'll excuse the American history part, but seriously, you should know better regarding Joan of Arc, come on now!
So after seeing that I went to see what other duh takes he had and one was a moral question, something about if you see a car getting ready to hit and kill a child in the middle of the street, do let the car hit it or do you hit the kid gently with your car. Personally, I would probably hit the other car with my car, but that wasn't one of the options.
The third video, and quite honestly where I stopped before suffering irreparable brain damage from these extremely idiotic hot takes, was when he said there were castles in Scotland that were less than 400 years old that were made of stone/ rocks and those castles are falling apart, but the earth is made of rocks and stones and that's fine, but it may be fine because aliens created earth?!
Okay, check please! We are done here, cause I can't do this with you people.
There is some part of me that very much wants to believe this is a parody account, because in that profile I mentioned earlier, it also states he's a comedian. But where's the comedy if that's true?! I don't know, I don't know...? Maybe his TicTok is some weird Canadian humor that I don't understand, that is a possibility. I suppose I could scan the comment section for an answer, but I live in fear of reading the comment section. I'm scared people are agreeing with his takes and that would completely demoralize me.
But either way, that was a whole lot of stupid so early in the morning.
Okay, so this come from TicTok via Reddit, but before I share this link, just know this is possibly the single most idiotic thing you will hear all day. Now that I've lowered your expectations a bit, take my warning and prepare to have your expectations lowered into the deep murky depths of the 9th circle of hell. Are you ready? Okay, brace yourself.
Abject stupidity on display.
Okay, now that I've lowered your IQ by at least 10 points let's take moment to breathe in slowly... Hold it for 5 seconds.... Now exhale slowly....
Okay, so... That was a lot. That was an awful lot of pure grade A stupidity in one very brief clip. So since I'm sure mist of you are shocked an appalled into silence I'll be the one to tell him.
First, he said that Abraham Lincoln was the 1st President. Okay, while this is stupid, I'll actually let this one slide, because on his TicTok profile it says he's Canadian. I have no expectation that they teach Canadian school children American history. I mean we don't teach American children any history other than American history until high school (and even then it's bare minimum bull shit, but that's a complaint for another day), so how could it be expected for children from another country to learn a history that's not their history. So Abraham Lincoln being the 1st president, I'll excuse. But the rest of it... Zoh-ma-Guad!!! What the actual fuck?!
"There's no video of Abraham Lincoln?!" Then has the nerve to add that there is no video of Joan of Arc. He straight faced says this and tried to tie it into some conspiracy theory, that the powers that be are some kind of way controlling the narrative and keeping you from seeing videos of historical figures.
Dude, there's no video of Joan of Arc and Abraham Lincoln because they were dead by the time motion pictures were invented. The earliest motion picture was created between the years of 1886 to 1888 a full 21 to 23 years AFTER Lincoln was assassinated and a full 455 to 457 years AFTER the death of Joan of Arc! Again, I'll excuse the American history part, but seriously, you should know better regarding Joan of Arc, come on now!
So after seeing that I went to see what other duh takes he had and one was a moral question, something about if you see a car getting ready to hit and kill a child in the middle of the street, do let the car hit it or do you hit the kid gently with your car. Personally, I would probably hit the other car with my car, but that wasn't one of the options.
The third video, and quite honestly where I stopped before suffering irreparable brain damage from these extremely idiotic hot takes, was when he said there were castles in Scotland that were less than 400 years old that were made of stone/ rocks and those castles are falling apart, but the earth is made of rocks and stones and that's fine, but it may be fine because aliens created earth?!
Okay, check please! We are done here, cause I can't do this with you people.
There is some part of me that very much wants to believe this is a parody account, because in that profile I mentioned earlier, it also states he's a comedian. But where's the comedy if that's true?! I don't know, I don't know...? Maybe his TicTok is some weird Canadian humor that I don't understand, that is a possibility. I suppose I could scan the comment section for an answer, but I live in fear of reading the comment section. I'm scared people are agreeing with his takes and that would completely demoralize me.
But either way, that was a whole lot of stupid so early in the morning.