half day
well today i had a half day and me colleen natalie may shaun nick jessica and brian went to lil'ceasers and ate then we walked for a while then me and colleen went to my house and we went to the school casue she had a vollyball game andi did to.. yeah so then i went to the game and we won so it was cool. Since today was our lsat away game we went to Taco bell after and it was coool hten i came abck and now im sitting here..
The Planetary Defense Strategy
There has always been a constant threat of mal-intensioned extra-terrestrials landing on planet earth (Mars Attacks?). With the invention of the spork comes a way to combat this horrendous threat. If all the sporks in the world were gathered into this really big pot, and a fire was started below it, the essense of all the sporks would melt into a hot broth of spork. Then, if we got this really big spork mold, and poured all the spork broth into the mold, we could form a really big spork. Then, by elevating the spork into the sky (this spork would have to be really big, so it could be seen from outer space), standing it on its handle, it would be a floating billboard demonstrating our technological achievements. The aliens would then look at it and say, "Hey! They've got a really big spork!!", and would withdraw the attack. After all, it is a well known fact through the universe that civilizations with the ability to eat salad, soup, and meat with the same utensil are worthy of a peaceful existence. And then they wouldn't attack us
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The Planetary Defense Strategy
There has always been a constant threat of mal-intensioned extra-terrestrials landing on planet earth (Mars Attacks?). With the invention of the spork comes a way to combat this horrendous threat. If all the sporks in the world were gathered into this really big pot, and a fire was started below it, the essense of all the sporks would melt into a hot broth of spork. Then, if we got this really big spork mold, and poured all the spork broth into the mold, we could form a really big spork. Then, by elevating the spork into the sky (this spork would have to be really big, so it could be seen from outer space), standing it on its handle, it would be a floating billboard demonstrating our technological achievements. The aliens would then look at it and say, "Hey! They've got a really big spork!!", and would withdraw the attack. After all, it is a well known fact through the universe that civilizations with the ability to eat salad, soup, and meat with the same utensil are worthy of a peaceful existence. And then they wouldn't attack us
very important