Yeah, he does sort of have that "I'll buy you dinner, but then you'd better put out or else" look to him.
But he also looks excited and happy and he's a champion and his name is Rufus (which is one of the names we considered for our dogs), and we loveses him precious.
I've seriously come to the conclusion that, no matter how hard I try, I just do not like dogs. Maybe this makes me a bad person. Whatevs. As for this dog, I can't believe it won anything. It looks like a functional retard.
Yea, you're definitely a bad person. I can't believe we've never had a fight over this! Let's never discuss it again. I don't trust people who don't like dogs. Do you like cats, at least?
And that dog is PRECIOUS. his retarded face is what makes him cute.
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But he also looks excited and happy and he's a champion and his name is Rufus (which is one of the names we considered for our dogs), and we loveses him precious.
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As for this dog, I can't believe it won anything. It looks like a functional retard.
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Let's never discuss it again. I don't trust people who don't like dogs.
Do you like cats, at least?
And that dog is PRECIOUS. his retarded face is what makes him cute.
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These are directly cut and pasted. I have made no changes whatsoever:
--Ch Fwaggles U Wanna Dance [the dog named after a cheesy pick up line by a slurring mop-topped puppet]
--Windmist Sunterra Selectra [this dog is a car brand name]
--Smash All Ways Win [the dog whose name is a poorly translated English subtitle in an Asian bootlegged DVD]
--Ch Happylegs Gold Dust Woman [prostitute dog]
--Ch Meadow View Flaming Star [the "Native American" dog]
What ever happened to Spot and Fido?
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Lauren once said she wants to get a really little dog and name it The Major Deegan. You know, like after the expressway.
I guess "Spot" and "Fido" are too quotidian for such spectacular dogs.
But all dogs poop, you know.
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