Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Ed Gardner I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Hunter S. ThompsonUS journalist (1939 - 2005)
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Edith Sitwell, As quoted in The Observer (30 April 1950)
English biographer, critic, novelist, & poet (1887 - 1964)
Health food makes me sick.
Calvin TrillinUS columnist (1935 - )