Aug 20, 2007 21:04
And then I was brought into a small brown family. That is where I learned to walk everywhere I wanted to go. But my life became fullfilled when I met a little white girl that was blacak on the inside. Her name was Alicia. Since that day she has completed me and made me the person I am today. Not only that, but she buys me Depends adult diapers and doesnt laugh when I make a pee-pee on the kitchen floor. SUPER CUTE IN JAPANESE.
OH MAKE ME OVEEERRRRRR.
We have a kitten. It is our own child. His name is Kaneafer.aosidfnafim.
TO THE BAT MOBILE.
Once time in harlem we were traveling the lonely night and came upon a CRACK HEAAAD.
We overcame his messed up brain and stole his crack-cocaine.
We used and used and alicia passed out "pulp fiction" style.
But I couldnt help her for I suddenly got the case of chronic diahhrea.
She woke up just in time to bath in my feces.
YAAAAY FECESSSSS.
When the mess was cleaned we went out into the Harlem night once again.
This was an adventure waiting to happen.
This was the chronicles.
The Chronicles...of Alicia and Amy....not narnia...Alicia and Amy..BUM BUM BUUUMMMMMAOSINDFsodn.