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i started working at the 7-11 in waldwick, it's pretty good, way better
than quizno's, so far there have been two ridiculous incidents:
1) About 10 minutes into my first day, I meet Kris (female), the assistant manager. Kris is a large woman, but a kind one. Lo and behold, Kris's husband was also in the store for some reason. He is also a large man, but I'm not so sure how kind he is. Anyway, they start talking to each other, and then Kris's husband mentions that Kris shaved his head last night (i can vouch for this, for there was Kris's husband without hair).
Kris's husband explained the reasoning for his wife shaving his head last night, here is what followed:
"She just did it because she wanted to pretend she was fucking Vin Diesel last night."
A+
2) As I was washing the cooler windows in the store, a burly, pick up trucker looking guy comes by, and this is what follows
dooder - dude you look like eddie vedder, has anyone told you you look like him?
me - haha, no man, but i'll take that as a compliment.
(small talk about pearl jam)
dooder - yeah man they're great, TOO BAD THEY'RE WASHED UP!
me - NO WAY MAN! Did you see them at the Garden two years ago?!
dooder - yeah yeah....dude though, i'm psyched to see fucking iron maiden at ozzfest this year.
me - yeah man, with sabbath...
dooder - yeahhhh! who else is on that...
me - mastodon i think right?
dooder - OH FUCK YEAH, if you like Rush you like Mastodon, you into Rush at all?
me - definetly man
dooder - dude i'll see you there then, look for me at the grill
me - yeah dude, take it easy
ah, the life of a clerk
1) About 10 minutes into my first day, I meet Kris (female), the assistant manager. Kris is a large woman, but a kind one. Lo and behold, Kris's husband was also in the store for some reason. He is also a large man, but I'm not so sure how kind he is. Anyway, they start talking to each other, and then Kris's husband mentions that Kris shaved his head last night (i can vouch for this, for there was Kris's husband without hair).
Kris's husband explained the reasoning for his wife shaving his head last night, here is what followed:
"She just did it because she wanted to pretend she was fucking Vin Diesel last night."
A+
2) As I was washing the cooler windows in the store, a burly, pick up trucker looking guy comes by, and this is what follows
dooder - dude you look like eddie vedder, has anyone told you you look like him?
me - haha, no man, but i'll take that as a compliment.
(small talk about pearl jam)
dooder - yeah man they're great, TOO BAD THEY'RE WASHED UP!
me - NO WAY MAN! Did you see them at the Garden two years ago?!
dooder - yeah yeah....dude though, i'm psyched to see fucking iron maiden at ozzfest this year.
me - yeah man, with sabbath...
dooder - yeahhhh! who else is on that...
me - mastodon i think right?
dooder - OH FUCK YEAH, if you like Rush you like Mastodon, you into Rush at all?
me - definetly man
dooder - dude i'll see you there then, look for me at the grill
me - yeah dude, take it easy
ah, the life of a clerk