Feb 09, 2009 15:54
To the tune "Yes, Jesus Loves Me"
Chorus:
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
I hate your commercial, but I love your product.
There's a pain upon my brow
Don't I feel a presence: thou?
Break the seal and lift the top.
Annoint me with this cooling slop.
Chorus
I have got the worst migraine
Like a fœtus in my brain.
No need to pull out a knife
With a tube, I end my strife.
Chorus
For this pounding on my temple
Remedies should all be simple.
Marketing is not an art
When a culture's rent apart.
Chorus
All the studies, they do show:
Psychosomatic; yes, I know.
Works as good as horse manure,
A pound of delusion's worth an ounce of cure.
Chorus
Amen.
religion,
public relations,
teacher,
marketing,
secret lover,
advertising,
mother