All I ever do is get in the way...

[a_young_legend]

[private, somewhat hackable

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[getter_vision]

*some time later, a loud banging can be heard on the door of Shinji's apartment (noting that hacking was part of his terroristly activities, and he is very crazy determined to figure out where Shinji lives)*

KID!

[a_young_legend]

-Shinji starts in surprise. Wiping the tears from his eyes and getting up from the floor, he fumbles his way to the door and opens it.-

What the hell do you wan...

-Shinji shrieks in terror upon seeing Hayato, falling backwards right on his butt. He cowers pathetically, arms over his head.-

I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry! D-don't hurt me... please...

[getter_vision]

*Hayato remains where he is, looking a little more unwelcoming than usual*

What the hell did your parents teach you?! You just practically let me in-- I could have been a goddamn serial killer or something!

[a_young_legend]

-Shinji continues stuttering incoherently.-

I-I-I-I...

Please don't murder me, Mr. Serial Killer! I still have to tell Rei that I like her, and father, and Asuka how much I hate her guts, and father, and...

[getter_vision]

Dammit! I'm not a serial killer, I'm-- *Hayato catches himself before he says anything more*

For all your crying and bitching and screaming, I'm seriously considering bashing your skull in! Pick one and do it right, and maybe you won't be everyone's whipping boy!

[a_young_legend]

You're the one who's doing the whipping! It's not like I asked for it!

W-w-w-waiiii! Not the skull! Can't you pick on someone else?! You're like twice my size!

[getter_vision]

What then, your eyes? Your ears? *he seems to be fondly recounting an undoubtedly sadistic memory*

...You're the one complaining about the rest of the world! The kind of weak that gets taken over-- If you've heard the rumors about those murders, they're all true.

[a_young_legend]

What else am I supposed to do?! I'm alone! How is that fair at all?!

And I bet it was you, you creep! In fact, maybe I should go head down to the office and tell the higher ups right now! You... you big jerk you!

[getter_vision]

You don't understand what's happening! It's more than-- I get it. It's exactly why I need to stop thinking about shutting you up for good. This is a bigger problem....

*Hayato begins to leave, but continues*

I've got something to do with them, alright. Not in the way you're thinking, but if you wanna try telling on me, have fun. Ha-ha-ha...

[a_young_legend]

You... just wait until you get's what coming to you. That's all I'm saying.