It's winter break; fuck yeah!

[a_xolotl]

HAHA. Ohhhhhhh man. I have slept about 2 hours in the past 30+. I get home, take a nap, my mom walks in the door. She hands me, with an excited look on her face, a handvelope from one of her trainees! "Smell it!" I take the envelope (containing a Christmas card), bring it to my nose...and the unmistakeable dirty green nostalgia-inducing scent

Comments

[yiaama1416]

I'm your ex-wife. Can I come to France with you?

[a_xolotl]

Yes. But only if you promise that our passionate love-hate relationship won't get in the way of us having multiple ménage-a-trois with other people.

[risika88]

LMAO. You crack me up. That's like something my mother would do.

Much love,
Risk (Hannah)

[a_xolotl]

Hah, thanks. It was pretty funny to me...so I'm glad I spread the humor around? Moms who've seen a thing or two = cool.

[cut_for_love]

wow ur mom sounds way cool...
NO SCHOOL WHOO!

[a_xolotl]

She's one of the most "stereotypical embarrassing mom" types on the planet sometimes, but she's definitely NOT uptight, which has made enjoying life easy in her presence.

[misworded]

Hey, we're in some mutual communities and I randomly stumbled across your journal. You seem awesome so I've added you...hope you don't mind! Feel free to friend me too, if you'd like.

[a_xolotl]

Pas de problème, by all means. I'll friend ya back.

Its DICK

[pixie_squish]

that is by far the best scene in that movie!!! great avatar!!!
pixie

Re: Its DICK

[a_xolotl]

Well, I LOVE THAT MOVIE so I like a few other scenes just as much, but I'm elated you recognized it. Everyone should see it. Anyway, you just got points in my book.

Re: Its DICK

[pixie_squish]

how many points do i get?

Re: Its DICK

[a_xolotl]

Three! One for knowing Rules of Attraction, one for having an icon showing your love for Party Monster, and one for you cool pink/kandi/face icon above ^