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The gentle reader will never
know what a consummate ass he
can be become until he goes abroad.
- Mark Twain
If you reject the food, ignore the costums, fear
thereligion and avoid the people, you might
better stay home.
- James Michener
One always begins to forgive a place as soon
as it's left behind. - Charles Dickens
some highlights of my trip to SINGAPORE.........
- TOTALLY got culture shocked when i found the toilet is just this HOLE on the floor
- rode an ELEPHANT
- had an EAGLE perched on my arm
- had a bunch of SCORPIONS placed on my arm
- a BAT swooped to near over me and my brothers head in the night safari. the bat got a couple of strands of hair from me.
- saw the ugliest monkey ever in the zoo.
- watching a bunch of monkies fight over food is fun.
- when we went on this boat ride, the chinese boatman with rough english asked if i was married and told me a was really pretty.
- shopping with the store owner not know english at all is FUN
- totally tripped in the subway as the doors were closing in on me. i skinned my knee.
- our trip to SNOW CITY. snow is awesome and colder than you think. went SLEDING. SUPER FUNTABULOUS.
- SUPER HAPPY MOMENT: when SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN by fall out boy blasted in the radio while we were late night shopping in China Town. so theyre not totally outdated in music.
- Gerard the iPod is a strong piece of gadget. mommy is so proud of you hun for all company of those awful long subway rides. i was so suprised you didnt die all throughout the trip even though i didnt charge you.
- i spent most of the time watching people and trying to discern whether they were locals or tourist. YOU CAN NEVER TELL- EVER.
... thats all i can remember for now. Will add once i remember the rest.
BATS and OTTERS are my official favorite animals.
PAT is to NEW YORK as KUYA is to SINGAPORE