fairy tails! and harry potter.
1. I got a book of Fairy Tales by Han something or other. Whatevers. Anyway, the first story I read was about a solider who met a witch who offered to give him loads of gold if he brought her back a box. He got the gold and killed her. Then he stalked and sexually abused a princess. He ended up killing her parents and then marrying her.
The last story was about and orphaned girl who committed the crime of being vain and loving her some red shoes and not praying proper in church. An angel stalks her and she ends up having to cut off her feet.
I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. The misogyny here is breathtaking.
2. I WANT A HARRY POTTER FANFIC THAT'S AU FROM BOOK THREE WHERE SIRIUS GETS TO RAISE HIM. I ALSO WANT HIM TO MAKE OUT WITH HERMIONE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OTP IN MY HEART.
3. Tell me things you want me to know! I may not get to read everyone's posts, though I'll get to as many as I can.
EDIT: 4. I watched a Bleach movie last night. I forget it's name and I'm too lazy to look it up. Something to do with memories. The animation didn't hurt my eyes. Needed moar Orihime. Cute Renji/Rukia moments though.
ETA 2: Also Byakuya/Rukia bits were hot. Granted, I define every scene with the two of them in it hot. BEAUTIFUL INCESTIOUS OTPS.
The last story was about and orphaned girl who committed the crime of being vain and loving her some red shoes and not praying proper in church. An angel stalks her and she ends up having to cut off her feet.
I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. The misogyny here is breathtaking.
2. I WANT A HARRY POTTER FANFIC THAT'S AU FROM BOOK THREE WHERE SIRIUS GETS TO RAISE HIM. I ALSO WANT HIM TO MAKE OUT WITH HERMIONE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO OTP IN MY HEART.
3. Tell me things you want me to know! I may not get to read everyone's posts, though I'll get to as many as I can.
EDIT: 4. I watched a Bleach movie last night. I forget it's name and I'm too lazy to look it up. Something to do with memories. The animation didn't hurt my eyes. Needed moar Orihime. Cute Renji/Rukia moments though.
ETA 2: Also Byakuya/Rukia bits were hot. Granted, I define every scene with the two of them in it hot. BEAUTIFUL INCESTIOUS OTPS.