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"Connor! Connor! Hey SHMUCK!" I was sitting in my room, attempting to pretend to do my school work, AKA fast asleep on my text book. Hey, what can I say? That bash at Alpha Omega Alpha was...awesome. Never before have I partied that hard. Bad thing is, I kind of blacked out halfway through the night. The guys keep telling me things that I did...and they say they have pictures, but they talk a lot of shit.
Sitting up from my sleeping position, I stand up slowly, stretching out my back and hearing that familiar crack in my neck. Aaah, much better. "What?!" I yelled back. "You're girl is on the phone. You comin'? Or should I tell her you're busy studyin' anatomy?" Hopping over the stuff in my room I run down the stairs and grab the phone. I'm there in a flash and I shove Frank out of the way. "Thanks you ass." He just laughed his asshole laugh and headed back in to watch the game.
"Hey baby, what's up?" I ask, as sweetly as I can. Kelly doesn't take shit from anyone, especially me. But I love her...I think.
"Why does Frank always have to be an asshole when he answers the phone? Oh, and hello honey. I was just calling to remind you that we are going to dinner at my parent's house tonight." I bit my lip and tried to hold back the 'oh shit' sigh, but I could hear the disapproving sound coming from her end. "You forgot didn't you? And don't lie to me, you know you're a terrible liar." Well, she is right about that.
"I didn't forget per say," I could feel her eyes burning through the phone, so I just took a deep breath and took it like a man. "I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to forget. 7:30, after the game tonight. I am to be out of uniform, showered, and best dressed by 6:45 sharp, and out front your sorority house at 7 sharp."
"Did you forget anything?" Uh oh, she had that tone, the one that said 'don't make me tell you what you forgot'. I thought, and thought, and then remembered.
"Bunch of lilacs for your mother, and a bottle of aged brandy for you father." I know there is something I forgot. Now what is it? Oh yeah. "And the model car kit for your brother. Got it." I smiled, proud that I remembered.
"Aw, I knew you'd remember." I love it when she fawns over me. It happens so very...not often. "Ok baby, I'm going to let you go now. I know you have to get ready for your game. And I need to get ready as well. We have a few cheers we needs to work on before you boys take up the court. Love you shnooky, kisses."
Furrowing my brow, I knew what came next. "Love you too my Kelly boo. Kisses." With that, I hung up the phone, only to see the guys in their usual places behind me. Big shit-eating-grins on their faces. "Don't even say it...don't start with me guys. We have a game tonight, think about that." They all start to rush me, and I quickly run up the stairs and into my room, locking my door. I am faster than everyone else on my team. Always have been. Comes in handy too.
Flopping down on my bed I attempt to nap before the game, though the guys hootin' and hollering on the other side of the door doesn't help. Soon they get bored though, and walk away, and I finally get some peace and quiet...and some much needed rest too.
Sitting up from my sleeping position, I stand up slowly, stretching out my back and hearing that familiar crack in my neck. Aaah, much better. "What?!" I yelled back. "You're girl is on the phone. You comin'? Or should I tell her you're busy studyin' anatomy?" Hopping over the stuff in my room I run down the stairs and grab the phone. I'm there in a flash and I shove Frank out of the way. "Thanks you ass." He just laughed his asshole laugh and headed back in to watch the game.
"Hey baby, what's up?" I ask, as sweetly as I can. Kelly doesn't take shit from anyone, especially me. But I love her...I think.
"Why does Frank always have to be an asshole when he answers the phone? Oh, and hello honey. I was just calling to remind you that we are going to dinner at my parent's house tonight." I bit my lip and tried to hold back the 'oh shit' sigh, but I could hear the disapproving sound coming from her end. "You forgot didn't you? And don't lie to me, you know you're a terrible liar." Well, she is right about that.
"I didn't forget per say," I could feel her eyes burning through the phone, so I just took a deep breath and took it like a man. "I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to forget. 7:30, after the game tonight. I am to be out of uniform, showered, and best dressed by 6:45 sharp, and out front your sorority house at 7 sharp."
"Did you forget anything?" Uh oh, she had that tone, the one that said 'don't make me tell you what you forgot'. I thought, and thought, and then remembered.
"Bunch of lilacs for your mother, and a bottle of aged brandy for you father." I know there is something I forgot. Now what is it? Oh yeah. "And the model car kit for your brother. Got it." I smiled, proud that I remembered.
"Aw, I knew you'd remember." I love it when she fawns over me. It happens so very...not often. "Ok baby, I'm going to let you go now. I know you have to get ready for your game. And I need to get ready as well. We have a few cheers we needs to work on before you boys take up the court. Love you shnooky, kisses."
Furrowing my brow, I knew what came next. "Love you too my Kelly boo. Kisses." With that, I hung up the phone, only to see the guys in their usual places behind me. Big shit-eating-grins on their faces. "Don't even say it...don't start with me guys. We have a game tonight, think about that." They all start to rush me, and I quickly run up the stairs and into my room, locking my door. I am faster than everyone else on my team. Always have been. Comes in handy too.
Flopping down on my bed I attempt to nap before the game, though the guys hootin' and hollering on the other side of the door doesn't help. Soon they get bored though, and walk away, and I finally get some peace and quiet...and some much needed rest too.