Party~

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- Mizu may have a reputation for being no fun but even she has to say "screw the rules" when Lady Gaga is involved. Certain people, meaning every adult except Asuma and Anko, will find in their email an invite to club.

Hey guys

A friend of mine owns a club downtown and is throwing a Lady Gaga theme party tonight. Just give my name to the bouncer

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Crasher of parties

[tobacco_king]

*was driving by when a bunch of weird people are wearing weird costumes. This piqued his interest, soooo~*

*walks in*

............

*sees people dressed like Lady Gaga. He pulls out his phone and tapes*

........................Oh my god.... *snickersnort*

:)

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-oh look at what the cat dragged in an asshole-

-well Asuma just like everyone else your getting a shout out too from the stage- ASUMA! SWEETHEART IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, CARE TO JOIN ME ON STAGE?

|D

[tobacco_king]

*here with fleas and all~*

*snorts even more and tapes* AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SWEETPEA, I HAVE A BETTER VIEW DOWN HERE~

sorry Asuma, Mizu is a bitch

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-notices Anko isn't with him and has an evil idea for a prank-

OKAY SWEETHEART ACT SHY IF YOU WANT TO, BUT I JUST CAN'T LET YOU BE ALONE -turns her attention away from Asuma to the crowd- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. . . WELL REALLY GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MOMENT. . . A DEAR KIND SWEET SHY FRIEND OF MINE IS HERE TONIGHT -oh look Asuma the spotlight is on you- HE JUST CAME OUT TONIGHT AND IS REALLY SHY, SO COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVE AND ATTENTION. . . OH DID I FORGET TO MENTION HE IS SINGLE? -snickers. Asuma, have fun with Lady Gaga drag queens trying to molest you now-

FFFF I LOVE HER XD!!!

[tobacco_king]

.......whu? *blinks and glances at...Oh god is that a guy in a....*

....sonova--.... *looks at Mizu* AWW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SHOUT OUT MEI~ I THINK I'LL ORDER MYSELF A DAIQUIRI AND PREPARE MYSELF FOR A BAD BROMANCE.

she has her moments

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-slight eye twitch at Asuma shouting her real name. . . oh she is going to murder him and Anko one day and she won't be kind enough to bury them together-

AWWW SWEETHEART I'M SO SORRY BUT NO ALCOHOL UNLESS YOUR DRESSED UP~ IF YOU WANT A COSTUME I HAVE SOME UP HERE. IF NOT I HOPE YOU ENJOY WATER~

[tobacco_king]

AWWW MISS TERUMI YOU HURT ME SO.... *can't believe he's going to say this* I'M PRETTY SURE ONE OF THOSE GUYS OVER THERE, who seem to be winking and writing numbers down already, WILL BE GLAD ENOUGH TO AT LEAST TREAT ME TO CAP'N'COKE.

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-would be tempted to hurt Asuma very badly but she just had the pleasure of seeing some guy smack Asuma on the ass. So really why kill him when he is being molested by scary Gaga drag queens?- WHICH ONE, HIM? -waves to the guy to get his attention- HEY YOU. . . NO NOT YOU, YOU!!YEAH YOU! DO ME A FAVOR WHEN YOU FINALLY TAP MY BESTFRIEND MAKE SURE YOU PULL HIS HAIR. HE LOVES ROUGH PLAY~

[tobacco_king]

*jolts when some guy smacks his ass, and out of reflexes he elbows the guy in the jaw.*

.... *eye twitches at Mizu and then turns to look at some fat beefy dude in a leotard. Vomits in his mouth a bit and texts Anko to come quickly, otherwise there's going to be a brawl*

OH MEI~ YOU BITCH SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T CATCH.

I should not be laughing at Asuma's pain and suffering

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SWEETHEART DON'T BE SHY. YOU KNOW YOUR TAKING THOSE YOGA CLASSES SO YOU CAN BE MORE FLEXIBLE FOR YOUR LOVER~

DON'T BE SHY~

FFF I shouldn't either XD

[tobacco_king]

*rubs his elbow a bit and looks over his shoulder to see the guy cupping his now bloody nose*

....serves him right... *looks up and oh hey, beefy fat tall bouncer man standing too close into his personal space. Backs up a bit*

NAH I TAKE THOSE JUST FOR BALANCE PURPOSES. ONCE I GET THAT ACCOMPLISHED, MY HIPS WILL ROLL LIKE WATER. *is now telling "Brutus" to back off*

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-nope not looking forward to Asuma getting thrown out at all. . .okay maybe just a little-

SWEETHEART ITS OKAY TO ADMIT YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE AS MUCH AS GIVE. NO ONE WILL THINK ANY LESS OF YOU. I KNOW YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND POSTED THAT SEX TAPE OF YOU ON THE WEB AND WROTE THAT YOU WERE A NASTY SLUT WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND A GUY HERE WHO WOULD RESPECT YOU MORE THAN THAT

[tobacco_king]

*tries so hard not to crack or lose to the , but oh look Brutus man keeps approaching him with an awkward grin. Backs up a bit more*

I THINK YOU GOT THAT MESSAGE CONFUSED WITH SOMEBODY ELSE MEI TERUMI. *pales when Brutus man grabs onto his wrist and starts writing a phone number*

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-hearing her real name so much has built up an immunity to now. She isn't so annoyed anymore now. Congrats Asuma and Anko-

ITS OKAY ASUMA. YOU WERE IN A COUPLE OF PORNOS AND HAVE THE COLLEGE NICKNAME "BLOW QUEEN" BUT I AM SURE YOU CAN STILL FIND A MAN WHO WOULD RESPECT YOU!

[tobacco_king]

*flinches cos well tight black leather on a fat man....yeah, gags a little*

...erf....

*can't really respond right now since he now has the attention of all the eager horny gay men in the club, and oh look, corner hard to get out of. Will throw punches if one of them feels him up*

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-snickering. Oh this is a lovely sight to see Asuma being attacked by Lady Gaga drag queens. . . Ah revenage is her favorite dish to serve-