unLOCKED #30: Never better

[a_waffling]

Now there is at least one example of an effort at making a, well, ahem, it made me smile but I have no good word for it, anyway ... use of the layout of the "big Item" (aka "carpet book"):
http://foto.radikal.ru/f.aspx?i=64a551de31654a738f7a73784b50d446

The "Epilogue" here has the title "Never Better" and it starts "'Mmm-hmm.' He nipped at his lover's earlobe."