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[a_velvet_tyrant]

Location: Ophara
For: Anyone!

This is rather odd. I'm on Ophara. I think perhaps the Time Lords are fucking with me again. They think I'm like the Doctor and can't bloody pilot my own TARDIS but I set the coordinates for 1975 Cancun and don't see ANY bronzed young men serving me cocktails. Heads will ROLL. *sits near fountain, plotting*

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[rude0and0ginger]

Well, at least where ever I was had shops and fountains and...

Really irritating Time Lords!

"You!"

Oh that was stupid. But I was angry.

*stalks over to the Master. fists clenched.*

[a_velvet_tyrant]

*glances at Turlough* Have you got a cocktail? Because if not, scurry off. Oh...oh wait, you're one of his boys, aren't you?

[rude0and0ginger]

"The Doctor? As a matter of fact-- Wait, I'm not his boy. But I'd bloody would be as opposed to yours."

Oh, bad thought.

Wait, cocktail?

"Did you just mention cocktails?"

[a_velvet_tyrant]

Oh calm down, boy. *sighs* So is he here?

[rude0and0ginger]

"Don't know."

*looks suspcious. folds arms across chest*

"Where are we?"

[a_velvet_tyrant]

Ophara. It's...the kooshball of time. *sage nod* You see, we're the center of a kooshball and all the little rubberbands that come out are streams of time. *is being incredibly patronizing because he can because he's EVIL* *looks Turlough over again* Oh I don't know, maybe you'd be okay serving cocktails.

[rude0and0ginger]

"Sorry, no..."

*long pause, thoughtful frown, shifts weight one foot to the other.*

*indignantly*

"What the hell is a kooshball?"

[a_velvet_tyrant]

It's a....oh forget it. *sighs* You'd think a man who's meant to be a genius would choose someone who at least knows what a kooshball is to travel with him.

[rude0and0ginger]

"And someone who's meant to be an evil genius wouldn't fret so much about cocktails and cabana boys?"

*eyebrow raise*

[a_velvet_tyrant]

I'm not fretting. And besides, I wanted a break. Being evil is one thing, but being evil AND a genius takes a lot of effort. *sage nod* I'm due a holiday.

[rude0and0ginger]

*low growl*

"You're due a good trashing, is what!"

[a_velvet_tyrant]

*grins a little* Oh you're a feisty one.

[rude0and0ginger]

*clenches fists*

"What have you done now then, eh? I bet this is all some twisted little plan of yours. Just like Castrovalva, right? Tegan told me about that place."

[a_velvet_tyrant]

Tegan? *exasperated groan* She's not here is she? That woman never shut up!

[rude0and0ginger]

"Least she's honest!"

*calms down a bit*

"And no, she isn't here..."

*slight pout*

[a_velvet_tyrant]

*contemplates offering Turlough some candy if he'll accompany him to his TARDIS* So, you've not seen the Doctor. You're here aaaaaaall alone?