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Hey there, loser.
If you've been directed to this post by a link, that means you've gone beyond the standard annoying HNG (Horny Net Geek) lameness, and are one or more of the following:
1) Incredibly dense, and not taking the hint
2) Creepy beyond words
3) Using manipulative word choices in a vain attempt to 'trap' people into agreeing to things
4) Arrogant to the point where the person who directed you here fantasizes about you. With a stake up your ass.
5) Plainly only interested in sex/play, even as you proclaim your desire for "friendship"
6) Cheating scum - and yes, beating ass is cheating, fucker.
So, to make it plain:
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED
You have absolutely *nothing* to offer that I can't supply. And the odds are, given your grievous lack of class, that I can do it better. And do, actually.
Yes, she's hot. But she's MINE. And although I'm willing to share, if she's directed you here, I'm not willing to share with YOU, because you've either annoyed her, amused her (at your expense), or have filled her with a sense of contempt. You are *off* the list, dirtbag
Go away, and pester my partner no longer. Take away the knowledge that, had you demonstrated anything remotely like a clue, you might have eventually gotten to see her naked and begging - but at this point, the only "begging" she might do related to you would be "Please, Sir, let me have the paddle so I can knock him upside the head"
Dumbass
(my thanks to RantingDom for the text)