clean-up in aisle 9

May 05, 2006 21:08

this evening at the grocery store, i found myself surrounded by one of the worst elements of society: white trash. At least three generations worth, with less than 50 years separating the oldest from the youngest. all poster children for diabetes. kids running amok. sleeveless t shirts. threats of beatings. and oh the screaming. with my polo shirt and cart full of whole grains, fresh vegetables and tofu, i feared they might turn their rage on me. i hate to say it, but the whole thing made me cringe.

best sports news: a Royals fan auctioned off his loyalty on eBay because he was so sick of his team's suckitude. one of his friends won the auction at the last minute and decided that the bunch of them will play Texas Hold 'Em to decide the loyalty later in the summer.
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