If you can't say anything nice about anyone, then come sit right here by me.--Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravitation.--Thomas Hobbes
The more you think, the less you create.--Raymond Chandler
Powerlessness corrupts, and impotence corrupts absolutely.--Spaulding Gray
I was either going to get a musical instrument or a machine gun.--Artie Shaw
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.--W.C. Fields
My heart is pure as the driven slush.--Tallulah Bankhead
Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't working right.--Johnny Rotten
Is sex more trouble than it's worth?--Colin Dexter
Sympathy comes in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.--20th Century American saying
The dandy cannot do entirely without God, with whom he carries on a prolonged and gloomy flirtation.--Albert Camus
Man is the creature who thinks that he thinks.--Ambrose Bierce
The people is a great beast.--Alexander Hamilton
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.--Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?--Frank Zappa
It doesn't take much to make life miserable: a pebble in the shoe; a cockroach in the spaghetti; a woman's laugh.--H.L. Mencken
I don't need any of your bloody approbation!--General Sir Edmund Allenby
Life can little else supply
But a few good fucks, and then we die.--John Wilkes
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.--Frank Lloyd Wright