Hamlet crackfic

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So I haven't been in much of a fic-writing mood for ages, but I am ALWAYS in the mood for increasingly cracktastic ways to save Hamlet, so have The One Where Hamlet And Laertes Decide To Settle Their Differences With A Crocodile-Eating Contest Instead Of A Fencing Match. This is totally and completely angevin2's fault.

The Great Danish Crocodile Cook-Off.