My Pokémon brings all the boys to the yard~

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So, today in the cafeteria, my friends decided to leave early. There's a group of guys(obvious nerds) nearby, never ever made contact with them before. I walked up with my pokéwalker and just went "Yo." They were obviously 'OSHI- A FEMALE' but they whipped out their pokéwalkers and we did the item mystery gift. First guy had a Gardevoir, second guy had a Snorlax named 'fatass'. Commented 'nice nickname' sarcastically, he babbled how it was a bad capture. Nodded my head, then left. They went back to their games with only traces of awkwardness.

I HAVE ASCENDED IN GAMERHOOD. I am the cool and collected Pokémon trainer. Damn straight. B|