Public Service Announcement
Ok guys. I haven't been posting in a while but thought I'd let y'all know...
The new Sly movie - The Expendables. Just about all the awesome action stars (and then some) from the last 20yrs are in this movie..??!! The potential for this movie to punch anyone who watches it in the FACE is immense..! I hope it doesn't disappoint...
Lets run this down...
Sly Stallone - He's Rambo, Rocky, Cobra Cobretti, John Spartan, .. and the list goes on.
Jet Li - He kicked your ass Once Upon a Time in China. 'Nuff said
Jason Statham - I guess he's not a bad addition. He did alright as Turkish.. and he did bang Amy Smart in front of a school bus to stay alive so.. ok. Acceptable.
DOLPH LUNDGREN - I.WILL.BREAK.J00.
Eric Roberts - DUDE! He's the Best of the Best!
Randy Couture - WHHHAAAAATT!! WHHAAAATT!!! Rear naked choke to your FACE!
Stone Cold Steve Austin - WHHHAAATTT!!!! WHHHHHAAAAAATT!11!11.. well.. ok. He drank a lot of beers, but I probably wouldn't mess w/ him.
Mickey Rourke - Before he bashed faces as Marv in Sin City, he was Harry Angel. NICE.
Bruce Willis - YIPPIE KAY YAY MOFO!
And the muthaf'in GOVERNATOR!!!!11!!! WWHHHAATTT WHHHAHAAATTTT!1!1!!11
I don't know guys.. This has the potential to be the awesomest f'ing action flick in the history of the known world if its gonna be anything like the latest Rambo flick.
AND THERE ARE PIRATES IN THIS MOVIE!! UUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!! *squirt*
/Fanboy
The new Sly movie - The Expendables. Just about all the awesome action stars (and then some) from the last 20yrs are in this movie..??!! The potential for this movie to punch anyone who watches it in the FACE is immense..! I hope it doesn't disappoint...
Lets run this down...
Sly Stallone - He's Rambo, Rocky, Cobra Cobretti, John Spartan, .. and the list goes on.
Jet Li - He kicked your ass Once Upon a Time in China. 'Nuff said
Jason Statham - I guess he's not a bad addition. He did alright as Turkish.. and he did bang Amy Smart in front of a school bus to stay alive so.. ok. Acceptable.
DOLPH LUNDGREN - I.WILL.BREAK.J00.
Eric Roberts - DUDE! He's the Best of the Best!
Randy Couture - WHHHAAAAATT!! WHHAAAATT!!! Rear naked choke to your FACE!
Stone Cold Steve Austin - WHHHAAATTT!!!! WHHHHHAAAAAATT!11!11.. well.. ok. He drank a lot of beers, but I probably wouldn't mess w/ him.
Mickey Rourke - Before he bashed faces as Marv in Sin City, he was Harry Angel. NICE.
Bruce Willis - YIPPIE KAY YAY MOFO!
And the muthaf'in GOVERNATOR!!!!11!!! WWHHHAATTT WHHHAHAAATTTT!1!1!!11
I don't know guys.. This has the potential to be the awesomest f'ing action flick in the history of the known world if its gonna be anything like the latest Rambo flick.
AND THERE ARE PIRATES IN THIS MOVIE!! UUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!! *squirt*
/Fanboy