ITS GORGEOUS OUT
weekends rock my socks off
friday night didnt do anything hung out at my house and watched hoosiers with rich :) we always have a good time no matter what
today me and david tried to go watch the boys (kyle pete rich) play ooze ball at URI but we couldnt find it and gave up and went to go get some pizzow at calvitos... now im sitting here just doing a quick update cause i dont write too much anymore
YAY quebec soon im SO excited
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: They're both screwed on their back.
haha i know justin likes that one
On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?''
''Lots.''
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ?
Bucket seats.
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
friday night didnt do anything hung out at my house and watched hoosiers with rich :) we always have a good time no matter what
today me and david tried to go watch the boys (kyle pete rich) play ooze ball at URI but we couldnt find it and gave up and went to go get some pizzow at calvitos... now im sitting here just doing a quick update cause i dont write too much anymore
YAY quebec soon im SO excited
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: They're both screwed on their back.
haha i know justin likes that one
On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?''
''Lots.''
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ?
Bucket seats.
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"