Caution. Randomness ahead

[a_spun_tale]

I think I enjoyed this conversation more than I should have XD

I can imagine my word association test at a psychologist office.
Dr. Okay. Man
Cheebsy: Red @@;
Dr. Um.. primary color?
Cheebsy: RED >D
Dr. Fear?
Cheebsy: Red o-o
Dr. Sex?
Cheebsy: RED!!
Dr. Radio?
Cheebsy: Red.
Dr: ::Scribbles on his notepad/clipboard:: Um. all right. It seems.. you have an obsession with the color red.
Cheebsy: CAPITALIZE THAT 'R' DOCTOR! >O RAR!

After that they'd subject me to the Rochsbard test for inkblots. I'd no doubt see everything as being phallic ::Crack::

Dr. Internet?
Kallie: ...Red
Dr. Drama?
Kallie. ...Red
Dr. Virginity
Kallie. RED RED!
Dr o-o;.. AOL?
Kallie. ..Red
Dr. >< NOT A PRIMARY COLOR!
Kallie: Reno XB

Dr. YOU AND THAT GIRL OBSESSED OVER RED!!! >< WHAT IS THIS?!
Red: Shut up foo' >>
Dr. o-o; ..um who are you sir?
Red: Red >>
Dr. AAAH! NO MORE! MAKE IT STOP! NO MORE RED! NONE! STOP O_O; ::Races off. FLAP::

Dr. I'm Red. You're Red. WE'RE ALL RED! ::ANGUISHED CRY::
God: ::Heavens open up:: I have come to save your damned soul
Dr. Oh thank you, thank you GOD!
God: Here, son. ::Tosses him a Hebrew National hotdog::
Dr. ..what the?
Cheebsy: PHALLIC!!! @@
Kallie: Phallic?! -- RED O_O

~Fin

Oh yeah Tennessee Williams. Look out. Cheebsy is in town! ::Crack::