It's beene awhile.

[a_spare_person]

You don't even know. But:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a_spare_person sent to me...

Twelve puns drumming
Eleven obstructions piping
Ten medievalists a-leaping
Nine chinchillas dancing
Eight puzzles a-hiking
Seven aesthetics a-writing
Six piglets a-reading
Five ba-a-a-ad movies
Four shiny things
Three golden girls
Two larry levis
...and a rumi in a squee.