heh

Dec 03, 2008 18:04

so i'm heading to the store down the street for lunch, making a right into the parking lot and this fucking idiot in his The Gay & The Curious : Tokyo Drift replica car blasting that shitty UNH TISS UNH TISS UNH TISS crap isn't paying attention and is on his phone and nearly plows into me. i go in the store, order my sandwich and the clown stumbles in all red-eyed and REEKING of weed. so he tries giving me the stink eye and i blurt out "well, if you weren't smoking a blunt and being on your phone, MAYBE you'd have some fucking clue how to drive"

he just says fuck you and waits in line.

what i didn't realize is, there was a Paramus cop in the store. he walks over, looks at Ed Hardly over there and says "so, let's take a walk to your car"

i just get my sandwich and leave smirking.

today's gonna be a good day.

totally unrelated...i've been reading a certain someone's blog here concerning him being re-acquainted with his daughter after a long long time. i'd just like to say your story is truly beautiful. even this cold jaded bastard's heart is warmed. i wish the both of you the absolute best.

retards

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