video post;

[a_silent_due]

[behold, a sea horse!ridin' mermaidn!Kanda.

With a lasso.

Roundin' up a couple of these:]

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[sealspian]

[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

[a_silent_due]

[OH LOOK. Chao the whale sees FOOD in the horizon :) ]

[sealspian]

[NO. The seal tries to get out of the way ffs.]

[a_silent_due]

[look, seal, don't cuss at a fucking whale, kay? You don't know Chao's momma. Thankfully, whoever she/it was, it made Chao one hella lazy whale, and he'll just chill around like a bawss instead of pursuing, leaving Kanda to WTF deeply and meaningfully.]

Oi. Seal. Got a collar? Damned beasts take the whole 'marine friends' thing too seriously.

[sealspian]

[A collar? A collar? This seal owns a liondamned crown okay?! He sort of just stares at the whaledriver while idling in the water.]

[a_silent_due]

[herdsman, seal. Herdsman. Who is kind of staring back, before rummaging through his uhhhhhhh sea horse packs...for leftover fishie bits.]

Here... dumb asshole seal, seal, seal... here... idiot.

[sealspian]

[AHHH RESIST RESIST RESIST RESIST RESIST RESIST RESIST. You are a man, not really a seal. RESIST.

...

He comes closer to nip at the fishy bits.]

[a_silent_due]

[just feeds the gd parasite]

Ball of... lard...

[sigh forever, can't even.]

There's more where that came from, if you work for it. Know any tricks?

[sealspian]

[Om nom nom nom nom.

Oh are you still talking? He makes sort of an S curve in the water?]

[a_silent_due]

[you never heard this, seal. SO HELP YOU, YOU NEVER HEARD THIS.]

...cute son of a bitch.

[feeds moar.]

[sealspian]

[See this seal BEAM.]