voice post

[a_silent_due]

[...cue a lot of background noise from various dames gushing about something oh so pritti, and then - ]

-- the hell do I care it's the wrong size, cut your damned heel off, or some toes, just get that shoe horse on!

Tchhhhhh... Walker's out, the Jerry walks, the cripple's pitied, the ball idiot's rolling, and I'm stuck with - take your hand off

Comments

voice;

[child_radical]

Where did you learn customer service?

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I'm not serving anyone.

voice;

[child_radical]

Fine, customer intimidation.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I'll show them intimidation...

voice;

[child_radical]

I hope you know that's bad for business and your paycheck in turn.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I'm making them buy. It's what I'm here for.

voice;

[child_radical]

And driving them away to the competition at the same time.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

No one's paying me to think about that.

voice;

[child_radical]

Like I said, it'll reflect badly on the store which will in turn affect your wages. The less customers want to come into the store, the more broke you'll be in the end.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

You want me to thank them for being idiots and not knowing what size to ask for to begin with? The hell?

voice;

[child_radical]

It's the price you pay for working retail.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I.

...what else could I do?

voice;

[child_radical]

Is there anything that you're good at that doesn't have you threatening people?

voice;

[a_silent_due]

[thinking... thinking... thin... king... ]

I'll get back to you on it.

voice;

[child_radical]

[Don't hurt yourself now.]

Don't take too long.

voice;

[a_silent_due]

I can learn.