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[a_silent_due]

[...cue a lot of background noise from various dames gushing about something oh so pritti, and then - ]

-- the hell do I care it's the wrong size, cut your damned heel off, or some toes, just get that shoe horse on!

Tchhhhhh... Walker's out, the Jerry walks, the cripple's pitied, the ball idiot's rolling, and I'm stuck with - take your hand off

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[reversetheremix]

voice;

[reversetheremix]

Doin' wonders for business, huh. What's got you workin' retail anyway?

voice :: ...because he terrorizes them into buying.

[a_silent_due]

...whatever. They're buying.

voice :: lmfao

[reversetheremix]

... Ain't no question 'bout that. Payin' any attention to what kinda kicks're in this season?

voice :: LITERAL kicks, k? :(

[a_silent_due]

...to the spine and teeth?

voice :: HAHAhdsafklsf

[reversetheremix]

Not the sort you're into, thanks. The ones people're buyin'.

voice

[a_silent_due]

They don't pay me for kicks.

voice :: 2/2

[a_silent_due]

...didn't think to charge.

voice

[reversetheremix]

Maybe you oughta, if they're so effective and all that. Prolly do better for yourself that way than in a shoe store.

voice :: 1/idek

[a_silent_due]

Huh... it might...

voice

[a_silent_due]

...do it often anyway....

voice

[a_silent_due]

....wait.

voice

[a_silent_due]

Are you... making fun of...

voice :: end

[a_silent_due]

...you're buying a bloody shoe. I have some ugly ones.

voice :: 1/2

[reversetheremix]

Nah, I was bein' totally serious.

voice

[reversetheremix]

But I ain't lookin' to buy anythin' either. Still, you're gettin' better at this. I can tell.