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Wow... hilarious night!! Okay , from the beginning,
so im going to the movies with jordan and taylor and hannah,
to see the longest yard, and yes again.. lol. You gotta
protect those mcnuggets you mcasshole!!! =D Yes.. softball
game... which we lost. But thats quite alright! Cause then my
lovely ladies came back to my homestead. TAYLOR GOSH
YOU RUINED OUR UNDOVER TEEPEE MISSION!
Ha.. food is definatly good hot pockets hannah? I think yes!
So anyways, i dressed up.. fairly funky. Pictures coming soon:)
And lets see fast forwarding a bit.. jordan and i decided that the other
chicks were being bums so her and i ran out in the rain and covered
ourselves with barbecue sauce and ketchup and knocked on my window
and then layed in the grass pretending we were dead.. wow what fun,
but what a mess! Hmm.. truth or dare got a little sickening when i
dared jordan to lick hte toilet seat.. and then yea mine was worse,
she dared me to eat dog food, yea not bad, i was thinkin' whew thank
gosh! Yea was i wrong.. first of all she tried to tell me it looked like poop
and it smelled horrible!! So i plug my nose and in goes one of the four
pieces of dog food.. so i chew it and gag like ten times it tastes so
horrible i swallow it.. and run to the bathroom.. puke all over the place!
Everything was covered.. so of course hannah is right there with the camera
snapping away! As jordan comes with my water... what a doll! So then yea
time flys by with nothing to do so jordan and i decide we need to make some
fun out of this boring old place right.. rightt! So what do you expect out
of us bumpin hom sizzlins? Well.. we decided that with my super sexy hot
pink lip gloss we would write g unit on our heads and of course make war paint
bright silver eye shadow and lovely other details, and of course with our blingage
and jordans pulled down pants and my home ade erkel gid up we looked like pros!
Our hair was all lovely to if i must say so ourself.. but yes getting out of that
detail we made up a song? Want to hear it! Of course you do! --Yo home sizzlin'
, yo home sizzlin'! Can i hit you up with a piece of paper, can i hit you up with a
peace of paper! Get in your box.. get in your box! (Robot loveliness right there..
totally retro!) B--B--B--Blingage!-- Then oops in comes angie.. us loud
obnoxious nothingers... rebels with blingage... definate scorage!!
Hmm.. considering my state at the moment, and me still being sick
to my stomach.. i must be off! And jordan to.. to the television set?
While hannah and tayler... sleep the night away... laaa!
Tom i love you so so much you couldn't even begin to guess
how huge of amount of my heart you have..! Corny i know..
but true=)
Oh and yea on a side note-- survey in the previous entry is still open!
Definatly comment in that little whore!