[Hymn #35] ~Con intensita~

[a_severed_fate]

((OOC: I couldn't resist... it seemed amusing.))

By Yulia!

Whose bright idea was it to go punching holes in the apartment building anyway?! It looks like someone must have crashed right through the walls and kept going... Did they even survive all of that?

Normally I'd dismiss it as someone being suicidal a complete idiot, since I really have

Comments

[great_cleavage]

This doesn't happen often, does it?

[a_severed_fate]

This specifically? No.

Equally ridiculous things, however, happen all the time.

[great_cleavage]

Equally ridiculous things like what, exactly?

[a_severed_fate]

Let's see... people turning into children, people changing into animals, abrupt cold snaps, flowers that bloom long past their season, two people remembering the same thing at the same time, large quantities of food and decorations that get set up overnight, managers who give their waitresses away on dates as prizes to the best chefs on the island...

Things of that nature.

[great_cleavage]

That's, uh, quite the range.

[*resists urge to make a cleavage joke*]

[a_severed_fate]

Yes...

The island and its residents are quite unpredictable.
I suspect that the next big 'event' will be completely dissimilar from everything I have just listed.

[great_cleavage]

Great. Unpredictability. I definitely need more of that.

[a_severed_fate]

You get used to it after a while, but planning ahead is nearly impossible.

[great_cleavage]

Somehow this feels familiar.

[a_severed_fate]

Does it? How so?