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a_scented_blade

Memento Eden 5th Kata [April Fools Event 09]

Apr 01, 2009 19:44

WHERE THE FUCK'S THAT NIA BITCH? SHE OWES ME A THROWDOWN.

april fools, i love getting to use my stupid defaults, maka (chop_meister), shinigami (death_the_dad), why af why, kid (ossesso), fay (fluorite_flux)

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moe_elemental April 2 2009, 02:50:43 UTC

I've been waiting for this, whorebag.

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 02:54:14 UTC

Not as much as I have, cuntface.

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 03:00:57 UTC

Wanna bet, assgoblin?

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 03:07:22 UTC

Oh, I'll take that bet, bitchcakes. I'll take it right out of your fat ass!

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 03:09:21 UTC

Please, ho. Look in a mirror - how the fuck did you squeeze your tights over that roll of pudge?

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 03:14:37 UTC

I'm sorry, bitch, but that is called a rack. I understand that boobs are a foreign concept to your flat self, and you must be jealous of these puppies, but that is no excuse for your ignorance.

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 03:25:38 UTC

I don't need any damn saggy slutbags when I have this.

*poses, giggles*

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 03:32:44 UTC

Oh, you think you're real fucking cute, don't you, whore? That can be changed, you know. Reeeaaaaaalll easy.

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 03:44:03 UTC

Touch my face and I'll rip your lungs out through your arsehole.

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 03:49:01 UTC

You'll have a hard time doing it when I'm ripping your spine out through that featureless board you call a chest.

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 03:58:04 UTC

I'd like to see you try to find my chest with NO DAMN EYEBALLS

*switchbladeflip*

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 04:10:42 UTC

*Are you trying to pull a knife on Tsubaki? Are you trying to pull a fucking knife on fucking Tsubaki? Bitch, plz. The end of her ponytail turns into a bigger switchblade, because she's Tsubaki and she can totally fucking do that.*

I can't find your "chest" even with my eyes, 'cuz it doesn't exist. We have been over this, you stupid whore. Or is there too much jizz in your ears for it to get through?

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 04:23:27 UTC

*Bigger? Is this a fucking dick size competition? Because Nia's a motherfucking Spiral Warrior, bitch! She ain't loosing a phallic symbolism duel to no second-class ninja ripoff! The switch blade grows bigger. Than Tsubaki's. And turns into a motherfucking power drill.*

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your wobbly cow udders.

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 04:39:10 UTC

*She's not going to lose a phallic symbolism duel? That's what she thinks. Tsubaki's knife is now a totes bitchin' kusarigama. Totes. Fucking. Bitchin'.*

That's OK, I can't hear you over what a huge cockwhore you are, anyway. I just see your fat dickhole flapping and it pisses me off.

moe_elemental April 2 2009, 04:45:16 UTC

*DRILL GROWS*

That's not what your momma said last night.

a_scented_blade April 2 2009, 04:51:14 UTC

*Fey blade, bitch.*

Oh no you di'n't!

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