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i was going to post this last night but i ended up falling asleep so here goes - happy birthday elisha!! i know i am a little bit psycho and you probably get sick of me sometimes but i am really glad we are friends. my first present for you is that i finally killed your dogs, i know you hated them as much as i did. the second presents is that i hired someone who either is a stripper or a hooker to comment on your boobs because i knwo that has always been a dream of yours.