21st Transmutation - Voice Post

[a_rotted_heart]

[Filtered AWAY from Mustangs, Hawkeyes, and Elrics]

... They always said weird things would happen to me. Looks like they were finally right about something.

I think I'd prefer the story about the old lady in the woods who eats disobedient little girls. That one was at least amusing.

So would someone like tell me where I am and whose body I'm

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[theenviousone]

What the hell are you talking about now?

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[a_rotted_heart]

What's it look like?

Look, just tell me where I am.

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[theenviousone]

You're in the City, Dante, you've been here for months.

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[a_rotted_heart]

... What?

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[theenviousone]

Which part of that didn't you get?

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[a_rotted_heart]

How much was I supposed to get?

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[theenviousone]

All of it.

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[a_rotted_heart]

Excuse me for not understanding some person I've never met.

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[theenviousone]

..you've only known me for the past four hundred years.

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[a_rotted_heart]

Four hundred--what?!

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[theenviousone]

Years. You know, those things you use to keep track of time going by.

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[a_rotted_heart]

Oh, is that what they're called?

If you don't mind, I'm going to go find someone who can actually help me.

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[theenviousone]

I've been working for you since I was created, I think I'd be the best person to ask for help. And once the curse ius over you'd get pissed off at me if I didn't help out.

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[a_rotted_heart]

And the fact that I've never seen you in my life means nothing, I guess?

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[theenviousone]

It means the City cursed you again. It was more fun when you were a cat.

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[a_rotted_heart]

So, I've known you for four hundred years, you were created, and I'm in some city that's put a curse on me, despite the facts that people don't live that long, aren't created, and can't be cursed by a bunch of buildings.