Gackt From Eowyn...
The Top Ten Reasons Frodo Took The Ring
10. He'd heard about the Hot Dog Peddlers in Mordor.
9. Sam was pinching him from behind.
8. He was trying to get AWAY from Pippin..he hadn't counted on him listening in.
7. He'd shown himself to be such a sissy so far...he was trying to prove himself.
6. He thought he was volunteering for the Brew Your Own Ale course. "I will take it!"
5. Immortality - take it, it's yours!
4. He thought Arwen was going.
3. He hadn't been listening to Boromir's spiel on the desolate land of Mordor - he was staring in horror at his open fly instead.
2. He didn't have bus money for the trip back to Bag End.
And the number 1 reason why Frodo took the Ring:
1. Psychological disorders are really trendy at the moment!
The Top Ten Reasons Eowyn Ended Up With Faramir
10. He was there
9. And he gives good presents
8. His sword was actually intact...
7. He seemed to like her...and he was a nice guy
6. He was probably the only guy in Middle Earth who was prepared to let her wear the pants in the relationship
5. He kind of looked like Aragorn in certain lights
4. But unlike Aragorn, he took baths
3. No inlaws
2. She didn't have bus money for the trip back to Edoras
And the number 1 reason why Eowyn ended up with Faramir:
1. Makeover project!
Top Ten Things you Don't Want to Hear your Moria Guide Say
10. "We're just going to stop by the Goblin Hooters."
9. "Don't sneeze - it'll wake the Balrog."
8. "I'd definately say that's asbestos."
7. "Whoever falls behind, stays behind!"
6. Wait - I thought you were leading!"
5. "It's actually a three-day-journey to the other side."
4. "Scientists now say Moria is an Ebola hotspot."
3. "No, I haven't always been a guide. I worked in the Haunted Train Ride at the fair till they fired me for allegedly groping."
2. "Dang. That was my last torch battery, too."
And the number 1 thing you don't want to hear your Moria Guide say:
1. "I have no memory of this place."
10. He'd heard about the Hot Dog Peddlers in Mordor.
9. Sam was pinching him from behind.
8. He was trying to get AWAY from Pippin..he hadn't counted on him listening in.
7. He'd shown himself to be such a sissy so far...he was trying to prove himself.
6. He thought he was volunteering for the Brew Your Own Ale course. "I will take it!"
5. Immortality - take it, it's yours!
4. He thought Arwen was going.
3. He hadn't been listening to Boromir's spiel on the desolate land of Mordor - he was staring in horror at his open fly instead.
2. He didn't have bus money for the trip back to Bag End.
And the number 1 reason why Frodo took the Ring:
1. Psychological disorders are really trendy at the moment!
The Top Ten Reasons Eowyn Ended Up With Faramir
10. He was there
9. And he gives good presents
8. His sword was actually intact...
7. He seemed to like her...and he was a nice guy
6. He was probably the only guy in Middle Earth who was prepared to let her wear the pants in the relationship
5. He kind of looked like Aragorn in certain lights
4. But unlike Aragorn, he took baths
3. No inlaws
2. She didn't have bus money for the trip back to Edoras
And the number 1 reason why Eowyn ended up with Faramir:
1. Makeover project!
Top Ten Things you Don't Want to Hear your Moria Guide Say
10. "We're just going to stop by the Goblin Hooters."
9. "Don't sneeze - it'll wake the Balrog."
8. "I'd definately say that's asbestos."
7. "Whoever falls behind, stays behind!"
6. Wait - I thought you were leading!"
5. "It's actually a three-day-journey to the other side."
4. "Scientists now say Moria is an Ebola hotspot."
3. "No, I haven't always been a guide. I worked in the Haunted Train Ride at the fair till they fired me for allegedly groping."
2. "Dang. That was my last torch battery, too."
And the number 1 thing you don't want to hear your Moria Guide say:
1. "I have no memory of this place."