Нow to bring kids for passover
С некоторым опозданием, правда... Песах уже прошёл в этом году, но на будущее
Undisclosed-recipients
An elderly man in Boca Raton calls his son in
Chicago and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I
are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is
enough!"
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer!"
the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in New Jersey
and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on
the phone.
"They are not getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll
take care of this!!"
She immediately calls her father and screams at the
old man, "You are
NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until
I get there! I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing. DO YOU HEAR ME!?" She hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone, smiles and turns to
his wife...
"Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and
paying their own
airfares."
Undisclosed-recipients
An elderly man in Boca Raton calls his son in
Chicago and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I
are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is
enough!"
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer!"
the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in New Jersey
and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on
the phone.
"They are not getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll
take care of this!!"
She immediately calls her father and screams at the
old man, "You are
NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until
I get there! I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing. DO YOU HEAR ME!?" She hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone, smiles and turns to
his wife...
"Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and
paying their own
airfares."