Song of the Internet

[a_rockstar]

Here's a super awesome and emo song I wrote for my Emerson pal Noah:

"Your MySpace Crashed My Computer" by Lauren Doolan

Your My Space is so glittery
graphics are abound
I use it to keep tabs on you
when you are not around

Some people'd call it “stalking”
but I would call it “love”
I leave you many messages,
you are my little dove

But Your Space,
Your glittery My Space
It has it out for me
It knocked out my hard drive
It crashed my best PC

You don’t return my calls
The internet is all I’ve got
Your profile’s gut-wrenching
Your photos tear apart my heart

I thought I had a chance
Your info said “just looking for friends”
But now the tune has changed,
It says “please bring me a BF”

Your Space,
Your glittery My Space
It has it out for me
It knocked out my hard drive
It crashed my best PC

And now it’s wrecked my heart
And now it’s wrecked my heart