Thanksgiving Eve
As of right now, I have no concrete plan for this evening. Since it is the night before a major holiday, I feel I should do something. Here is a list of possible plans:
-Purchase a deep fryer, invite everyone I know to my apartment and deep fry everything in my fridge until we are all immobile from eating.
-Stage a fashion show on my street complete with spotlights and glittery holiday sweaters.
-Go to the mall, steal as many Thanksgiving cards as I can carry and toss them at the houses of the people I love.
-Bake and absurd amount of cookies and deliver them to people I don’t know, while singing Thanksgiving carols. “God bless ye merry…turkey man.”
-Start my own Thanksgiving parade featuring my car, a vast selection of Mylar balloons and the hits of J. Lo. Parade route T.B.A.
-Dress up in costume, visit Krispy Kreme and demand TURKEY DOUGHNUTS.
-Wrap myself in aluminum foil and run around crowded bars yelling: “I am the TURKEY MONSTER.”
How do these ideas sound to you? Any better ideas? Suggestions to strengthen these plans?
Let me know.
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
-Purchase a deep fryer, invite everyone I know to my apartment and deep fry everything in my fridge until we are all immobile from eating.
-Stage a fashion show on my street complete with spotlights and glittery holiday sweaters.
-Go to the mall, steal as many Thanksgiving cards as I can carry and toss them at the houses of the people I love.
-Bake and absurd amount of cookies and deliver them to people I don’t know, while singing Thanksgiving carols. “God bless ye merry…turkey man.”
-Start my own Thanksgiving parade featuring my car, a vast selection of Mylar balloons and the hits of J. Lo. Parade route T.B.A.
-Dress up in costume, visit Krispy Kreme and demand TURKEY DOUGHNUTS.
-Wrap myself in aluminum foil and run around crowded bars yelling: “I am the TURKEY MONSTER.”
How do these ideas sound to you? Any better ideas? Suggestions to strengthen these plans?
Let me know.
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.