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a_rockstar

Things Worth Laughing At

Feb 08, 2005 19:07

My father is watching the 2004 ALCS all over again. Every five minutes or so he yells: “I can’t believe I didn’t have a heart attack the first time I watched this ( Read more... )

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thewarrior February 9 2005, 18:33:36 UTC

My mom said that if I would stop singing about Jesus she would give me two popsicles.

But I told her that two popsicles weren't as good as getting into HEAVEN.

Then she made me have a "time out."

That's why the Bible says the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away -- they mean giveth and taketh popsicles.

a_rockstar February 10 2005, 17:58:08 UTC

Your mom doesn't know what she's talking about.

My mom says I have the voice of an ANGEL.

She says Jesus likes PRAISE.

I hate the time out corner. There's no clapping in the time out corner. And no DOLL. I need her.

savvy_sauce February 12 2005, 02:50:31 UTC

My mom says, if you meet Buddha on the road, kill him. She doesn't really say too much about Jesus, but I think she would agree that J.C. loves the praise. That, or that He is like a box of chocolates: he's full of flavor, has a little something for everyone, and loves to make you fat. Wait... I don't think that was my mom.

a_rockstar February 12 2005, 23:06:37 UTC

Jesus does love to make you fat.

For serious.

they're all going to laugh at you eq4u February 13 2005, 23:35:06 UTC

hahaha.

you crack me up to pieces.

Re: they're all going to laugh at you a_rockstar February 15 2005, 16:01:54 UTC

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