why this velro cast thing sucks

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-im tempted to take it off
- i cant do my hair and i look like shakira
- i cant hand write... if i do it looks like im writing lefty with my eyes shut
- i forget all the things i usually hold in my right hand (usually my cell phone)
- my bra is hard to clip with one hand
- its retarded to type.
- I HAVE FINALS COMMING UP!
- and . . . last but definately not least... i cant twirl :(

BENEFITS
-since i cant twirl i have a ton of time so im finally gonna get my lifeguard cert. and take some dance classes.

... thats the only benefit i cant think of