Letter to Minas Tirith, Palace, Steward's Wing
Dear Eomer, son of Eomund,
I am writing to inform you that your wife has been kidnapped by an Evil Vala. Well, the evil Vala, I suppose is more accurate.
I am apparently woefully inept at guarding your wife. In my defense, I don't think anyone could really be expected to stop Morgoth, but, well, I don't imagine that will make any difference.
I am therefore resigning my position, effective immediately.
Very sorry. Don't be too angry with me.
I am writing to inform you that your wife has been kidnapped by an Evil Vala. Well, the evil Vala, I suppose is more accurate.
I am apparently woefully inept at guarding your wife. In my defense, I don't think anyone could really be expected to stop Morgoth, but, well, I don't imagine that will make any difference.
I am therefore resigning my position, effective immediately.
Very sorry. Don't be too angry with me.