Yesterday, on 7/7/7 something incredible happened. My sister gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl. Daisy Paige. She was born at 9:27am. She weighs 7 lb. and 4.5 oz. She is 20.5 inches long. She has the fattest cheeks and a double chin. I guess DeAndrea didn't actually give birth, because they did a cesarean section. I love being an aunt. Daisy makes number 15. She will probably be the last baby in my family for a while. Since all my sisters have babied themselves out, it leaves me and Josh to have kids. I will never have kids, and Josh better not for a long-ass time.
Pay no mind to the bearded man.