random worst movie experiences
Somehow my mind wondered upon the whole thing. I kinda know how it ended there but thats just besides the point the fact is i can't seem to get it out of my head so i figure if i post i will get it out of my head and can continue with my day if i post about that.
So worst movie experiences ever! I mark these because i had utter torture with them and my mind can still remember them. So heres a inside of my brain activity during a really shitty movie:
01. Eyes Wide Shut
Nicole Kidman sitting on the toilet...wtf
kling kling kling *argh someone stop touching that piano key* kling kling kling .... seriously stop touching that piano key before i rip your hand off - kling kling kling - is there a plot to this whole shit or is the only point of it that piano thing. - kling kling kling - aaaaarghhh!
*watches the whole movie dies a little*
( FACT: heres a thing for you tough, I actually love Kubrick but that movie was shit )
02. Van Helsing
Is this for real?! Are they trying to be real with this whole thing?! No seriously their trying to be funny right?!... It's not funny. WTF.... no no still not funny. Gawd I could be doing the laundry or something. Why isn't it over yet. It's so bad it's not even funny you know... i like bad stuff when it's funny but their trying to be funny and it IS SO NOT FUNNY! Why am I still here... why in the world am i watching this?! Why....
*watches the whole movie dies a little*
( FACT: I love Hugh Jackman I really do he's like the only guy I've ever called my hubby my man in the past in one of my fandom rants, I thought he could never do anything wrong. Boy I was wrong. I still love the man and i pretend i never saw that shit.)
03. 40 Days and 40 Nights
*mind is blank* *yeah it's all emptied up* *feels her face twitching* *stares at friend who is laughing* *wants to cry* *stares at friend who is laughing* *face twitches*
booby dream - ohhhh gawd i paid for this shit?! *looks around the cinema for an emergency exit* *stares at friend* *thinks what she could have done with the money instead of paying for this* *thinks of ice-cream she could have bought ice-cream* *stares at the screen* *does this ever end*
*watches the whole movie*
when exiting the cinema her friend looks at her and says: " wasn't this great, so funny" *stares blankly at friend - iz dead*
So worst movie experiences ever! I mark these because i had utter torture with them and my mind can still remember them. So heres a inside of my brain activity during a really shitty movie:
01. Eyes Wide Shut
Nicole Kidman sitting on the toilet...wtf
kling kling kling *argh someone stop touching that piano key* kling kling kling .... seriously stop touching that piano key before i rip your hand off - kling kling kling - is there a plot to this whole shit or is the only point of it that piano thing. - kling kling kling - aaaaarghhh!
*watches the whole movie dies a little*
( FACT: heres a thing for you tough, I actually love Kubrick but that movie was shit )
02. Van Helsing
Is this for real?! Are they trying to be real with this whole thing?! No seriously their trying to be funny right?!... It's not funny. WTF.... no no still not funny. Gawd I could be doing the laundry or something. Why isn't it over yet. It's so bad it's not even funny you know... i like bad stuff when it's funny but their trying to be funny and it IS SO NOT FUNNY! Why am I still here... why in the world am i watching this?! Why....
*watches the whole movie dies a little*
( FACT: I love Hugh Jackman I really do he's like the only guy I've ever called my hubby my man in the past in one of my fandom rants, I thought he could never do anything wrong. Boy I was wrong. I still love the man and i pretend i never saw that shit.)
03. 40 Days and 40 Nights
*mind is blank* *yeah it's all emptied up* *feels her face twitching* *stares at friend who is laughing* *wants to cry* *stares at friend who is laughing* *face twitches*
booby dream - ohhhh gawd i paid for this shit?! *looks around the cinema for an emergency exit* *stares at friend* *thinks what she could have done with the money instead of paying for this* *thinks of ice-cream she could have bought ice-cream* *stares at the screen* *does this ever end*
*watches the whole movie*
when exiting the cinema her friend looks at her and says: " wasn't this great, so funny" *stares blankly at friend - iz dead*