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hey guys, this past weekend was awesome, but I'll expand on that later.

this is in my defensive driving online thing, you gotta read it.

I am mad.
Mad-I-am.

That mad-I-am.
That mad-I-am.
I do no like
that mad-I-am.

Do you like it
when mad-I-am.
Driving in my big
Dodge Ram?

Would you like it
if I just cut in?
Would you like it
if I caused you to spin?

I would not like it
if you just cut in.
I would not like it
if you caused me to spin.
You are scary
in your big Dodge Ram.
I do not like it
mad-I-am.

Would you like it
if I flipped you the bird?
Would you like it
if my profanity you heard?

I would not like it
if you flipped me the bird.
I would not like it
if your profanity I heard.
I would not like it
if you just cut in.
I would not like it
if you caused me to spin.
You make me afraid
in your big Dodge Ram.
I do not like it
mad-I-am.

Would you like me to tailgate you here
or tailgate you there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I would not like it
if you flipped me the bird.
I would not like it
if your profanity I heard.
I would not like it
if you just cut in.
I would not like it
if you caused me to spin.
Why are you following so close
in your big Dodge Ram.
I do not like it
Mad-I-am.

Would you? Could You?
Understand?
When I am mad
this is who I am.

I would not, could not, understand.
Why are you so mad
mad-I-am?
I'm just trying to get from A to B
why take it out on someone like me?
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like it
when you flip me the bird.
I do not like it
when your profanity I've heard.
I do not like it
when you just cut in.
I do not like it
when you cause me to spin.
You're anger makes you dangerous
in your big Dodge Ram.
I do not like it
Mad-I-am.

That mad-I-am.
That mad-I-am.
I do no like
that mad-I-am.

You will like me
you will see.
I am going to change
my personality.
You will like me
here or there.
You will like me anywhere.
I will wave and smile and
never flip you the bird.
I will offer a friendly greeting
with no profanity heard.
I will use my signal and
not just cut in.
I will use the two-second rule
so that I don't cause you to spin.
I will be a much happier and safer person
in my big Dodge Ram.
Goodbye and good riddance
to that mad-I-am!