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I don't know when my weekend started.
But I did learn some very important life lessons(in no particular order):
-Never, ever-ever, hang out with 'crust punks', even more so when you know that they are junkie whores.
-There is very little reason to go to Gainesville, GA. Honestly.
-Driving in a car, plastered, listening to Journey, while being behing a cop car is sort of freeing.
-If given the opportunity, kick a door in. It's worth it.
-NEVER, ever EVER drink an entire bottle of wine by yourself. It's a terrible idea.
-If your friend has a camera, and you are throwing up, there will be photos taken. Be careful to hide your face from view. (Thank god for long hair.)
-Stealing from Walmart is rediculously easy. But don't ever be the person doing the act, be the gimp standing at the door. It's a lot less difficult.
-Don't make out with a chick unless her boyfriend tells you it's okay. And if you already have, man up and tell him. He's less likely to want to smash your face in, and more likely to want to hook up with the both of you.
-But don't. It's not a good idea. Wait till everyone is sober. You're less likely to make bad decisions. (I didn't hook up with them, and now, we're all friends. It worked out for the best.)
-If in doubt, lie to your friends about how much money you have. That way, you have the gas money to get home at the end of the weekend.
-Circle pitting with only girls is the most fun you will ever have.
-The guys from the Koffin Kats are skeezy. Honest. Don't do it.
-Having a great older friend to hook you up with beer is a great accessory. It helps if they are super nice and or attractive.
-Keep a close eye on who ever you went out with. If they leave, find them. Being stranded SUCKS ASS.
-When in doubt, fight back. Junkies never see it coming.
-When you wake up with bruises and or scratches on your body, don't ask too many questions about where they came from. You probably don't want to know.
-ICP fans and punks don't mix. The masquerade plans these shows on the same night to prove that we are not the bad ones.(I saw 5 kids arrested, before the show had even started. The punks, weren't the ones getting into the backs of the cop cars, either.)
-Always bring all of your stuff that you brought out with you where ever you go. (Being stuck in gainesville while my clothes were in west cobb and living in gwinnett off of 85 right past 285 fucking sucked. I have learned my lesson.)
-Babysitting with a hang over is do-able. It is amazing how much better you feel after a hot shower and food.
-But always remember that motrin/excedrin are your friend. You will be sore by the end of your voyage.
-Drink lots of water, and try to eat as much as possible. You won't regret it.
The funny thing is, that this 'weekend' was in the middle of the week. Tomorrow is friday. My head hurts from the loss of days.
There are more things to be learned from my misadventures, but I am exhausted and I need to sleep. Maybe I shouldn't have eatten those chocolate covered coffee beans.
But I did learn some very important life lessons(in no particular order):
-Never, ever-ever, hang out with 'crust punks', even more so when you know that they are junkie whores.
-There is very little reason to go to Gainesville, GA. Honestly.
-Driving in a car, plastered, listening to Journey, while being behing a cop car is sort of freeing.
-If given the opportunity, kick a door in. It's worth it.
-NEVER, ever EVER drink an entire bottle of wine by yourself. It's a terrible idea.
-If your friend has a camera, and you are throwing up, there will be photos taken. Be careful to hide your face from view. (Thank god for long hair.)
-Stealing from Walmart is rediculously easy. But don't ever be the person doing the act, be the gimp standing at the door. It's a lot less difficult.
-Don't make out with a chick unless her boyfriend tells you it's okay. And if you already have, man up and tell him. He's less likely to want to smash your face in, and more likely to want to hook up with the both of you.
-But don't. It's not a good idea. Wait till everyone is sober. You're less likely to make bad decisions. (I didn't hook up with them, and now, we're all friends. It worked out for the best.)
-If in doubt, lie to your friends about how much money you have. That way, you have the gas money to get home at the end of the weekend.
-Circle pitting with only girls is the most fun you will ever have.
-The guys from the Koffin Kats are skeezy. Honest. Don't do it.
-Having a great older friend to hook you up with beer is a great accessory. It helps if they are super nice and or attractive.
-Keep a close eye on who ever you went out with. If they leave, find them. Being stranded SUCKS ASS.
-When in doubt, fight back. Junkies never see it coming.
-When you wake up with bruises and or scratches on your body, don't ask too many questions about where they came from. You probably don't want to know.
-ICP fans and punks don't mix. The masquerade plans these shows on the same night to prove that we are not the bad ones.(I saw 5 kids arrested, before the show had even started. The punks, weren't the ones getting into the backs of the cop cars, either.)
-Always bring all of your stuff that you brought out with you where ever you go. (Being stuck in gainesville while my clothes were in west cobb and living in gwinnett off of 85 right past 285 fucking sucked. I have learned my lesson.)
-Babysitting with a hang over is do-able. It is amazing how much better you feel after a hot shower and food.
-But always remember that motrin/excedrin are your friend. You will be sore by the end of your voyage.
-Drink lots of water, and try to eat as much as possible. You won't regret it.
The funny thing is, that this 'weekend' was in the middle of the week. Tomorrow is friday. My head hurts from the loss of days.
There are more things to be learned from my misadventures, but I am exhausted and I need to sleep. Maybe I shouldn't have eatten those chocolate covered coffee beans.