Pet peeve of the day...

[a_random_one]

Okay, so you're a witty person who has spent a fair bit of money to demonstrate your wittiness by downloading individual ringtones for every person in your phone. Cute. But why do people think other people want to sit down and listen through all their wittily assigned ringtones? If it's a mutual friend or an inside joke between us, by all means, ring away and let's have a laugh. But I really don't care what song you assigned your wife, your best friend from high school, your neighbor who watches your dog, your sister's ex-boyfriend's current wife's best friend from high school who watches her dog. Really.

And as an add-on to this, it probably isn't the best idea to tell your boss that you gave her a personal ringtone then gleefully wave the phone in her face while it plays "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead."