New Year's Eve

[a_provocateur]

You know I'm about to lose my shit when I start talking to you over the top of my glasses. Incidentally, I don't remember this at all. Thanks, Lindsey.

Comments

[timber723]

hahaha
none of us remember anything after the jello shots except Tarrik.

[a_provocateur]

That's because no matter how many coronas he drank, he was still the same person he is when he delivers pizzas. I'm convinced he's superhuman.

[eatenbytigers]

You have the exact same expression on your face that Sally Jesse Raphael reserved for the slutty teenage girls she was about to send to bootcamp. For some reason this makes me really happy.

[a_provocateur]

Oh, and let me tell you, there were some bootcamp-bound sluts at that bar that night. That look is, "Why the fuck did we come to this shithole when all the jello shots are at my house?"

[eatenbytigers]

"Whatever! Whatever! I do what I want!!! I had sex with 87 guys in the back of a pickup truck for a pack of Newports!!! My mom can't tell me what to do!!! When she gets in my face I call her a stupid gum-job givin' crack whore! I drink 40s, smoke blunts and made crystal-meth in the toilet at school and I'm 12 years old!!! Whatever. Y'all don't know me!!! I do what I want!!!"

I think I secretly wanted to be a delinquent teen...

[a_provocateur]

hahahaha!

[ihave_themoon]

ha!

i miss tirnanog :(

[carb1v0re]

My favorite moment was when I would take a picutre of you and show it to you right after and you would say "when did you take that?"

[a_provocateur]

yep. that sums it up.

[skopparakringla]

That is truly an amazing picture.